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I’m posting this via my HTC tattoo! How cool! Know I took a while to immerse myself in the world of online blogging. This will definitely keep me entertained during those boring periods in the office. Well. Till tomorrow. Goodnight!


BE QUIET, LET ME LEAVE, LET ME GO. DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD, CAUSE WITH ANOTHER SOUND, YOU’RE PULLING ME DOWN. BABY, YOU’VE GOT A HOLD ON ME, LIKE GRAVITYYYY.


MarlonPayne IF HER PUSSY GOT MORE MILES THAN A ‘87 HONDA #sheprobablyahoe

fiztop:

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I MISS KNOWING WHO MY FRIENDS ARE

Exactly a year ago, I was so sure that I wouldn’t doubt who my friends were. I knew every single one of them and where they stood in my life. A year later, I’m cast into doubt, because they seem to look straight past me, past whatever we’ve been through together, to be with their new friends.

It’s heartbreaking, cause now I sit and wonder where I’ve gone wrong. I also ask myself who would be there if something major did happen in my life. I suppose in a way, I’m still very Americanized; I still feel that your friends pretty much remain the same after graduating from high school.

I’m happy for them, I really am, but deep down, I wonder whether it’s wrong that I feel so close to them, when we hardly meet anymore.

I know that when I enter University, I would want my bunch of friends. I also know that it means that my current friends would start bitching about me, about how I used to complain that we hardly meet and now I’m being just as bad. My answer: they now know I felt when they walked out of my life.

I’m up to my neck in family problems, and the only one who hasn’t started judging me is only N and S. Even so, they’re busy and I can’t bring myself to always meet them.

It’s time to be an ultimate introvert.



jaymaybaby:

d3dk0w:

woah

WHAT THE FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK?

Ultimate sado-masochism. OMFG.


Deep down, I still secretly hope that you’ll come up to me one day and tell me that you love me too.


  • Officer: You won't need to change your lifestyle because of us. We will just need a bedroom, a bathroom and we'll use the kitchen as our base.
  • Lady: Fine. We'll just cook in the fireplace and pee in the broom closet.

‘I like the fact that you’re noisy, and have opinions, unlike mainstream girls.’

– Azri Miskal
The random conversations, the endless laughter, the lovely feelings we had. What happened? Where did you go? (?)

The random conversations, the endless laughter, the lovely feelings we had. What happened? Where did you go? (?)


I miss you Hayley Dora.

I miss you Hayley Dora.


1 out of 100 babies are born with both sexes. Wow.

neightkelly:

friendlyatheist:

savagemike:

shenanijinx:

(via katelyninez-)

that’s a lot more than expected

Another example of why evolution is fact. If we were created by an omnipotent god, then he wouldn’t have made so many mistakes making us, would he?

I guess the fundies will not let them get married since no matter who they love they will be of the same sex.

this is incorrect. The chances of having both full functioning sex organs, is astronomically high. Some people are born with a dominate one, and then partial the other.


Tumblarity Explained! Or at least guessed at well?

funsizebytes:

Quoting jollilama:

Haha! TJs post is funny to me because just the other day I sent TJ - the Tumblr API fount of knowledge - an email about my idea for a Tumbularity tracker. TJ I’M SO SORRY!!

The funniest part of this is thinking I have knowledge of the Tumblr API (although the Tumblr API and Tumblarity aren’t really related).

I think it’s because I’m new and I came to Tumblr with zero instant friends — Tumbularity is not a mystery to me.  It has been very predictable. It took me a long time to get my Tumbularity up to even 30, so I was able to observe it the whole time and see what happened when I got ONE heart, and then a few days later got another.

The basic formula is simple. You get 3 points per post if you add just one character to it. You get one point for every heart that shows up in your stream. Reblogs are worth nothing on their own. New friends are worth (I think) 3 points.

That’s the best explanation I’ve seen so far.

But the kicker is that these drop off exactly one week later. If you post something and your Tumbularity instantly drops 30 points, it means that exactly one week earlier you must have posted something that got you 30 hearts in quick succession.

I’ve heard the one-week thing before too.

I only WISH I had that problem.  I have less than a dozen actively hearty followers. My Tumbularity swings by 1 point at a time. But I can see how if you came here as a popular Twitterer with a following, you were instantly seeing huge Tumbularity swings.

So to possibly save a lot of grief over what seems to be a really simple calculation, please reblog.  This ridiculousness needs to be demystified already.

Done. Thanks for the explanation!

I wonder why Tumblr, inc. doesn’t make this clear themselves.

Basically, it’s to keep everyone climbing to the top, and no one exactly stays at the peak for very long unless they’re super active users. Smart…

Via Fun Size Bytes

Tumblarity explained… again

dxo:

proust73:

tamburina:

Since a lot of you still don’t seem to get Tumblarity, here you go:

Every time you reblog a post someone else made: + 3

Every time someone reblogs a post you made: + 3

Every time someone follows you: + 3

Every time someone likes your post: + 1

Every time someone answers a question you asked: + 2

Tumblarity that you gain stays exactly for one week. So if you gain 57 points today, this time next week, they will be gone. It never randomly goes down.

Hope this helps.

Not to be shitty, but WGAF? ;)


‘I may not be an Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I’m fit and healthy.’

– Author Unknown
This is my target figure. I think I’m almost there, yaaay. Just got to start working consistently. I think my strength SUCKS TTM. Dammit.

This is my target figure. I think I’m almost there, yaaay. Just got to start working consistently. I think my strength SUCKS TTM. Dammit.


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