January 2010
48 posts
ZOMYGAWD
I’m posting this via my HTC tattoo! How cool! Know I took a while to immerse myself in the world of online blogging. This will definitely keep me entertained during those boring periods in the office. Well. Till tomorrow. Goodnight!
BE QUIET, LET ME LEAVE, LET ME GO. DON'T SAY...
MarlonPayne IF HER PUSSY GOT MORE MILES THAN A '87...
fiztop:
oh
I MISS KNOWING WHO MY FRIENDS ARE
Exactly a year ago, I was so sure that I wouldn’t doubt who my friends were. I knew every single one of them and where they stood in my life. A year later, I’m cast into doubt, because they seem to look straight past me, past whatever we’ve been through together, to be with their new friends. It’s heartbreaking, cause now I sit and wonder where I’ve gone wrong. I...
Deep down, I still secretly hope that you'll come...
Officer: You won't need to change your lifestyle because of us. We will just need a bedroom, a bathroom and we'll use the kitchen as our base.
Lady: Fine. We'll just cook in the fireplace and pee in the broom closet.
“‘I like the fact that you’re noisy, and have opinions, unlike...”
– Azri Miskal
1 out of 100 babies are born with both sexes. Wow.
neightkelly:
friendlyatheist:
savagemike:
shenanijinx:
(via katelyninez-)
that’s a lot more than expected
Another example of why evolution is fact. If we were created by an omnipotent god, then he wouldn’t have made so many mistakes making us, would he?
I guess the fundies will not let them get married since no matter who they love they will be of the same sex.
this is incorrect....
Tumblarity Explained! Or at least guessed at well?
funsizebytes:
Quoting jollilama:
Haha! TJs post is funny to me because just the other day I sent TJ - the Tumblr API fount of knowledge - an email about my idea for a Tumbularity tracker. TJ I’M SO SORRY!!
The funniest part of this is thinking I have knowledge of the Tumblr API (although the Tumblr API and Tumblarity aren’t really related).
I think it’s because I’m new and I came to Tumblr...
Tumblarity explained... again
dxo:
proust73:
tamburina:
Since a lot of you still don’t seem to get Tumblarity, here you go:
Every time you reblog a post someone else made: + 3
Every time someone reblogs a post you made: + 3
Every time someone follows you: + 3
Every time someone likes your post: + 1
Every time someone answers a question you asked: + 2
Tumblarity that you gain stays exactly for one week. So if you...
“‘I may not be an Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I’m fit and...”
– Author Unknown
FREAKOUT
I’m scared of facing this year. I’m scared. I’m scared. Everything is so indefinite, and the year seems so long and unbearable. Oh god, okay, I’m officially freaking out. (?)
So I was facebook stalking my friend and
neightkelly:
he was tagged in an album belonging to someone named, Cyriously
Her name is seriously, Cyriously.
My eyes widened when I read this, I’m sorry, but seriously, I did.
jaymaybaby, speechbubbles, fiztop are following...
THANK YOU GUYS. It’s nice to know that someone’s reading. (:
I’m worried about work. I’m not sleeping well. Two of my best friends are disappointed with me. Worst, I feel unhealthy. What a way to usher in the first week of 2010.
sorry boys, but we're not misinterpreting shit.
nodramadrianna:
suesylvester-:
nodramadrianna:
breaksanotherday:
nodramadrianna:
ritterglitters:
breaksanotherday:
LOL ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU IS:
iosddjoiosdfjisdf
nodramadrianna:
<3 Leighton Meester
Still can't sleep, again.
nodramadrianna:
(via dustinobryan)
hey me either!
At least I know that I’m not the only one having a problem sleeping..
Stan: I had an affair. She didn't mean a thing to me. She was a waitress in a little Greek diner on the way to work. Every morning, I come in, she puts some rolls on the table and say 'Can I butter your buns, Stan?'. One morning she said it, there were no rolls on the table! Dorothy, forgive me.
Dorothy: Forgive you? I'm sitting at home, with two screaming kids, praying that you would make enough to put food on the table, while you're busy planting your flag on Mount Olympus.
Rose: Well, tomorrow's the big day! Are you excited?
Blanche: Rose, he's going for a bypass surgery, not going off to college!
Rose: Oh, well, we wanted to wish you luck, in case we never see you again!
(Stan stares)
Rose: Before you leave! For the hospital! Not for another world!
Blanche: Let's not bother him anymore, let Stan rest in peace!
Rose: Well, tomorrow's the big day! Are you excited?
Blanche: Rose, he's going for a bypass surgery, not going off to college!
Rose: I'm driving the Book Mobile tonight. There's so many grief-stricken people out there with nothing to read. Of course, when I'm depressed, I can't read, I knit! Maybe I should drive the Knit Mobile!
Sophia: Maybe she should drive the NITWIT Mobile!
LOL
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES
nodramadrianna:
BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME
reblog with your celebrity girl crush.
jaymaybaby:
trompstomp:
lady gaga.
Scarlett Johansson. Megan Fox. Leighton Meester. Blake Lively. Kristin Kreuk.
Dakota Fanning. Katherine Heigl. Leighton Meester. Blake Lively. Kelly Rutherford. Taylor Momsen. (Gossip Girl for the win, yo!)
Rose: Blanche, I think you should stick to the doctor's orders.
Blanche: Nonsense, who knows my body better then I do?
Sophia: Any man in Miami not attached to a woman or a respirator.
GOLDEN SEX
Blanche: Hey, you know people in their 70s and 80s can have great sex..
Sophia: Yeah, with people in their 70s and 80s. Put me in a bedroom with Tom Cruise, and they'd be peeling me off the ceiling!
A: This is the night I do my facial packs and compresses. It takes me an hour, but that's why my skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
B: That must explain the urge I sometimes have to diaper your head.
I wanna cry cause it breaks my heart. Then I remember what society says about guys having to be manly and all that crap, then I steel myself again. I feel horrible and I hate it.
Girls who complain about big boobs
neightkelly:
Underestimate how uncomfortable testicles are.
Honestly, if us guys sit down absentmindedly just once, there’s the end to generation right there.
Not to mention a numb feeling the legs that will eventually creep up into the stomach and may induce vomiting.
“‘You don’t truly get over someone until you meet someone new.’”
– Nigel Low
2010 RESOLUTIONS
Looking at what I had in mind for 2009, I’m quite surprised that I haven’t had a faintest idea of how to start discussing my resolutions for 2010.
I suppose that the fact that 2010 is here hasn’t really sank into me just yet. I keep on looking at my new table calender and in a way, it’s been so fast? Yet so slow?
I can safely say that I’m scared.
For the past year,...
2009 RESOLUTIONS
1. to run till my 2.4 is a nice, decent timing. I think that my timing has improved, but there’s always room for improvement. 2. swim every week at yijia’s. Every week is a little hard, considering how my weekends are spent working most of the time, but I do try to go as often as possible. 3. workout, workout, workout. I do workout, but I think the frequency is going down a little...
December 2009
29 posts
“‘Because even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, if you really...”
– Scrubs
